Jaguar Owners Xmas Wish List !

With Christmas just round the corner here are a few items that the Jaguar enthusiast might like to request from Santa.
[you can always ask Santa for the impossible]

An SU fuel pump that never stops working

An XK engine that doesn't leak oil

Lucas electrics that never fails

A cooling system that never overheats

Leather seats that don't crack

A moss gearbox that changes quickly

Oil pressure that does not drop to near zero at idle

A Jaguar body that does not rust.

Any other suggestions lets hear them